'Igłą szyte' (Canada) - part 1

hahaha :D They're the best! :D

jurka11 - yeps i've got it! )))

@wiseguy its about Ivan Zaytsev hair cut :)

00:01 *Igła* Our first tournament will be in Toronto. We're flying at 16.45. 00:09 *Igła* Grzegorz K. [Kosok] 00:12 *Żygadło* Polish Champion 00:13 *Igła* Polish Champion. "Koko koko, Kosa fly high for us" (Igła's version of polish unofficial Euro anthem) 00:20 *Igła* Zbychu, how are you? How do you feel? Zbyszek is very tired. 00:27 *Zibi* Yes. I want to go to sleep very badly. And we can't sleep in plane beacause later we wont sleep at night in Canada. 00:33 *Igła* Because we'll arrived at 20.00 00:37 *Igła* So, what do you suggest? To drink... 00:45 *Zibi* Redbull. 00:46 *Igła* Bravo Zbyszek! 00:49 *Igła* Bartek, Bartek! Show the name of the newspaper that you read. Molto interessante (Very interesting). 01:05 *Igła* Biggest prankster in NT. I mean you are recorded right now. 01:13 *Igła* And Paput [Michał Ruciak]. This is the man about whom they wrote a song for Euro. "Koko, koko Euro spoko! Ruciak jump high for us." (another version of Euro song). 01:38 *Igła* Rucek became our sponsor. Beacause of beak on our shirt. He don't fight, and pretend that he speak to someone on the phone. Rucek I can see that it's not on. (Ok, I'll explain this. Guys make fun of Ruciack because of his nose. Like before they called him eagle. Now "orlen" is sponsor of Polish NT and players have eagles beak on theirs shirts). 01:52 *Zibi* When they were making logo design they take pattern of Ruciak' beak. 02:00 *Igła* We'll record his profile. And I don't mean psychological profile. 02:21 *Igła* Compare to sponsor logo. 02:40 *Newspaper* "Federation won't let go" 02:43 *Możdżon* Yesterday we negotiate with federation and today we have information about it in the newspaper. 02:51 *Igła* Here Piter shows "Zaytsev" haircut. Piter! Zaytsev! 02:56 *Pit* Ciao, baby! 03:00 *Kurek* Ciao, we play makao. (Makao- kind of card game). 03:15 *Igła* And here we have breakfast...No, actually it's champions dinner/lunch. Pawcio, what did you get? 03:22 *Guma* Chiken. 03:23 *Igła* Chiken. Paweł get "Koko, koko Euro spoko" (koko- it's sound thah chikens make :P). 03:37 *Igła* And I get pork. Aah! meat ball! And you have collar chicken. So enjoy your meal. 03:54 *Igła* Eight hours have passed and we are above Canadian land. Let's see those views. Lakes. 04:12 *Igła* We feel difficulties of the flight. 04:16 *Guma* Even youth. 04:18 *Igła* But look, look! It's fight. Fight with windmills (like Don Quixote). He fight, he fight! He lost. Unfortunately he lost. 04:31 *Guma* And he was not supposed to sleep. 04:32 *Igła* And he was not supposed to sleep. 04:39 *Igła* And we slowly approach to landing. 04:48 *Igła* We welcome you very warmly on the second day of our stay in Canada. Here we have very rested Michał Winiarski because he woke up at 6.30 after time change. 04:58 *Misiek* 6.34. 05:02 *Igła* 6.34. We are in beautiful "Sheraton" hotel, well treated by our friends from "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" living in "country of maple leaf". I think that nothing interesting will happen today. But we can count on this man, who will be amusing this guy with a lot of sence of humor. 05:26 *Igła* He coming here to hug someone. I don't know who. He's coming for me! 05:32 *Możdżon* All best Krzysiu! Health, happiness, prosperity! (Polish blessing. Something like "Live long and prosper" in english ;)) 05:35 *Igła* Thank you. 05:36 *Możdżon* I remembered. 05:37 *Igła* You rememberd? You always remember when it's needed. 05:42 *Igła* Here we have redactor, who comments, sometimes well, and sometimes bad. But generally we like this man. 05:56 *Igła* We are in the center of Toronto, in downtown. Michał how do we say... A little english lesson. How do we say "centrum" in english? 06:04 *Dzik* Downtown! 06:07 *Igła* Bravo Michał! We can see that school wasn't go to waste. Most of them knows some words (in english). Here we have new face in NT. Introduce yourself. 06:20 *Dawid Konarski* Conan the Barbarian. 06:22 *Igła* Conan the Barbarian. I would say Tytus beacuse of this banana.(Tytus de zoo- chimpanzee from old Polish comic book). 06:36 *Igła* We are going to our first training object. "Players only". Can't you see? It's closed because they wrote clearly: for players only not for you Marcin. 07:05 *Igła* This is an University or what? 07:08 *Igła* And that's bandit in the morning. 07:09 *Olo* Good morning. 07:43 *Igła* Conan called alias Tytus. 07:48 *Igła* Players only Marcin! Players. 07:50 *Możdżon* I'm sorry. 07:52 *Igła* I'll translate for you if you don't know. 08:00 *Igła* Bartek Kurek recognizable face. 08:08 *Igła* Kuba, we'll get back to our conversation from few years back, and first season of "Igłą szyte". It's probably outdated. 08:17 *Jarski* And what that was about? About blondes? 08:19 *Igła* About blondes.Beacause Kuba changed condition, and now unfortunately... 08:26 *Jarski* And (changed) preferences. 08:28 *Igła* Yes, because Kuba' wife...(it cuts here) 08:32 *Igła* Our hall looks like this. Will they let us in? 08:44 *Some guy* I hope. Otherwise you'll be executed here or they cut off your tesicles. Do you want that? 08:54 *Igła* Yeah, a lot! 09:09 *Kurek* We have strike. Work is to hard. 09:36 *Zibi* It's almost identical as hall in the US, remember? 09:39 *Igła* Yeah. This is icerink too, did you notice? Here, look covered band. Icerink. 09:51 *Pit singing* dancing on ice (TV show) 09:52 *Igła* Pit! Silent Pit!. I hope that I didn't make stupid mistakes. :)

I like the view of the hall at the end when players came in. Played someone of you in hall like this? :)

fryzura na Zaytseva powala :D

2:52 Piter present a haircut on Zaytsev 4:20 fight,fight with windmills,he fight, lost,unfortunately lost and he hadn't been sleeping 4;55 This is Michał Winiarski,see that he woke up very rested, he woke up at 6:30 after the change of time Michał: 6:34 9:42 It's also a skating rink, don't know if you noticed Stars dancing on ice great, I wait on more :D

Okay , guys , who can translate this , i wanna laugh too ! But nevertheless joke about Peter Zaycev i understood )))